Comments on: The Church of Lathology

By: Lathere

Lathere — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 05:55:34 +0000

What is it about shamans and their desire to tank and die immediately

By: Aaida

Aaida — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 09:06:43 +0000

Nothing better then some ‘in jokes’.
Taking straight of our forums, but I couldn’t have said it better myself

Enter ICC10
Kill some trash
Laugh at Jurok dying
Res Jurok
Kill the rest of the trash
Look at Marrowgar
Kill Marrowgar
Run up the ramp
If quest is there, remember to remind Jurok to pick up the quest
Kill trash
Remind Jurok about the quest
Kill more trash
Laugh at Jurok being dead whilst reminding him to pick up the quest
Kill the trash
One final reminder about Jurok and his quest collecting abilities

Another shaman that wishes he was a tank

By: Lath

Lath — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:58:00 +0000

Our mages aren't too bad actually but we do have seem to have a sacrificial shaman. He has a death wish I swear (or deep down he wishes he was a tank) because he always stands in front of the tank before we pull the boss. .-= Lath's last blog: The Church of Lathology =-.

By: Lath

Lath — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:52:41 +0000

That is very true – we don’t see to get progression unless someone is missing and we run with 24. Perhaps we should start sitting our 25th player out on wait list for our lich king attempts…. hmmm very thought provoking!
.-= Lath’s last blog: The Church of Lathology =-.

By: Lath

Lath — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:51:45 +0000

Now that would be a very sensible commandment! Sadly one could describe this religion as perhaps a little less mainstream. We instead create commandments based on the bizarre philosophies that manage to work for our raid group even thought most other guilds out there would shake there head at the very thought! .-= Lath's last blog: The Church of Lathology =-.

By: Lath

Lath — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:48:57 +0000

I’ve always wondered what happens when a tree moons – does it pull down its bark?
.-= Lath’s last blog: The Church of Lathology =-.

By: zelmaru

zelmaru — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:00:37 +0000

A few of our in-jokes.

There is a gnome mage who always stands in the fire, so we always joke that he is the sacrificial gnome. One night he couldn’t make it, but his son was in the group – as a pally. I’ll be damned if he didn’t die just as much – and “like father like son” was that night’s mantra.

There’s a guild superstition that if you say “this is the last attempt of the night, so let’s focus” we usually do get the mob down, or at least do significantly better than any previous attempt.

There’s a running “competition” on whether druids or pallies are bigger healing “cheaters.” We’re constantly taunting each other in vent about how “you just roll your hots and take a nap or dance” or “bacon is teh cheat!!!”
.-= zelmaru’s last blog: Twig’s first (positive) food chain lesson =-.

By: Cassandri

Cassandri — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:06:24 +0000

Don’t forget, Commandment #2:
Thou shall not down bosses unless there is 24 players in the raid.
.-= Cassandri’s last blog: The Church of Lathology =-.

By: Ellimist

Ellimist — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:05:24 +0000

I would have thought it a given that the first commandment is:

I. Thou shalt not stand in the flames!

By: pewter

pewter — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 06:53:56 +0000

Things like a certain amount of /moon to each other, certain people leaving their AFK tags up to annoy the healers and ‘oh look, plate’ to be said whenever plate drops. And our raid leaders VERY BAD and incessant puns that we all pretend to hate
.-= pewter’s last blog: Cataclysm – Shaman Clarifications (Elemental) =-.