Comments on: Myth: Alliance are Gay

By: brute

brute — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:14:39 +0000

I think Drug has got it in one. My memories from way back in vanilla, the perception of Alliance was that it was the one for the kids, it was ezymode and most of them were female night elves. I think Blizz unofficially acknowledged that something was missing from Horde side in vanilla and introduced male blood elves in TBC to balance things out. Of course all the female nelfs became belfs. Since TBC imo, its evened out, both sides are full of stupidity and Chuck norris jokes and you need a good filter regardless of faction.

As for the faction change… I still walk into the Horde area in Dalaran. I’ve caught myself a few times going “wow, look, another person with my guild tag. I wonder who that is” when it actually turns out to be ME standing next to a tauren in Dal. I miss the imposing figure that 9 feet of prime Angus beef brings, and the male human dance makes me puke. I don’t like the fact that I gotta grind for Crusader again and that my complete lack of interest in Loremaster continues (lost 1000 odd quests in Azeroth).

Overall though, I’m liking the change. I had never rolled an alliance character prior, (nothing above lev 2 anyway) so its quite different trying to find my way around cities and flight points/masters etc. No Thrall though, but he’s going away come expansion anyway. Vitare seems like a pretty cool place to be with good mature players and its nice to actually be pushed again.

Now… just gotta stop calling for LUST!!!

By: Lathere

Lathere — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 03:09:15 +0000

@drug I’m assuming your a tall dark & handsome 30 something horde who is a full time doctor and you donate your spare time to being a firefighter who rescues small fluffy kittens

By: drug

drug — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:10:59 +0000

In fact it is very simple: A night elf just attracts a different person than a nasty orc.

Typical alliance player: around 16-ish, living in mom’s basement, very much into Lord of the Rings and/or Harry Potter, fancies bad music like Britney Spears or newest Shakira album. Always single OR had an in-game marriage with his real life partner. No cooking skills.

Typical horder player: Very handsome, gets to play WoW very infrequently in between being a doctor in africa or firefighter in spain. Listens to good old Rock’n'Roll or Metal. Always in a relationship. Has cooking skills.

That’s it, mystery solved.
.-= drug’s last blog … Home Sweet Home =-.

By: Boize

Boize — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:13:08 +0000

I’d just like to take the time to say:
Alliance are gay.

No, but seriously, why is it that the majority of Oceanic PvP realms are Horde biased, but PvE realms are Alliance biased?

Is there something about Horde players that just make them thirsty for Alliance blood? If so, why don’t I get this urge?
.-= Boize’s last blog … Allegiance to your Guild =-.

By: Ultra

Ultra — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:22:57 +0000

Im part of the top 2 percentile – ultrawsum

By: @valkyrierisen

@valkyrierisen — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:00:44 +0000

Bravo! Thanks for the fabulous post. It made me giggle. I was looking at http://www.warcraftrealms.com and looking into the population of my US RP-PVE server and was amazed to see that horde tend to be outnumbered by Alliance, and yet they tend to really stomp us in Wintergrasp most of the time.

I really hope that faction change and move for your friend works out well! Now, I know that the horde have considered Alliance scum forever, but will your Ally friends get over their hatred of horde?
.-= @valkyrierisen’s last blog … Practice for roleplay =-.